We Review the Reviews! Betrayal in Death Edition

We’re back with one of our most popular topics: We Review the Reviews! This time, we are reviewing the reviews of Betrayal in Death!

We talk about the bad and the good reviews including:

THESE BOOKS ARE PADDED WITH GRATUITOUS SEX SCENES!!

THESE BOOKS ARE NOT REALISTIC!!

THESE BOOKS ARE CRAP!!

EVE IS LETTING EVERYONE ELSE TAKE CREDIT FOR HER WORK!!

THE AUDIOBOOKS MAKE EVE SOUND SARCASTIC AND BITCHY!!

THE AUDIOBOOKS ARE AMAZING AND EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM!!

THE ENDING FOR THIS ONE WAS DISAPPOINTING!!

NO MOMENTS OF LEVITY TO BREAK THE TENSION!! (although, this person thinks Roarke is much sexier than Christian Gray and we agree!!)

EVE DALLAS IS CRUEL TO OTHER CHARACTERS!!

ROARKE IS TOO BUSY BEING A TYCOON TO GET UPSET AT EVERY EMPLOYEE THAT DIES!! THERE’S NO CRYING IN TYCOONING!!

THERE’S TOO MUCH HEAD HOPPING, THOUGH YOU ROMANCE READERS WILL BE FINE WITH THAT!!

WHY DOESN’T EVE HAVE FRIENDS!!

A couple of our favorite good reviews of all time like this one:

Someone has sent an assassin to kill off Roarke’s people, one silver wire garrote at a time.

Well, Eve’s not going to stand for that.

Also, This One:

You know I love my badass jerky alphas. Roarke is an alpha but he is not an asshole. The opposite in fact. I love him. I love how he loves and desires Eve. She is his everything.

We feel you, reviewer.

But we mostly love this review because they used a photo of Hugh Jackman, and we are here for it:

ALSO:

And apparently, AJ and Jen like the dirty men, and we’re here for that, too!